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Funny Exam WhatsApp Status

  • This person is suffering from exams, gratify pray for him
  • Exams coming tension coming, exams finished tension finished.

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  • wish exams came with an 80/80 option.
  • The best way to relax before exam => eat sleep repeat
  • Tension comes with exams, not with the study. I hate exams.
  • I know I am more clever than my marks. so bullshit to Exams.
  • Keep Calm & Pass Your Exams
  • Exams let me know how much I can fight in my sleep.

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  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  • Exams are like Girlfriends>> Difficult to Understand >>Too Many Questions >> More Explanation is needed >> Result is always fail.
  • Nothing happens until something moves.
  • I am capable of more than you know
  • Nothing is Impossible the word it self-says I Am Possible.
  • The human brain is amazing everytime it works fine & stop only when Exams Come.

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  • Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.
  • Don’t think about tomorrow. Think about the task at hand.
  • No WhatsApp or Facebook! Exam Time!
  • I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated
  •  Exams and grades are temporary, but education is everlasting.
  • When life gets harder, challenge yourself to get stronger.
  • Self-trust is the first secret of success.
  • In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
  • Work in silence. Let success make the noise.

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Exam Shayari in Hindi

Exam WhatsApp Status In Hindi

  • Pass Hogye… Naacho BC
  • याद नहीं कब आखरी बार किताब को देखा था और तुम पास होने की बात कर ते हो
  • Din to kutto ke aate hey…Hamara to Zamana Ayega.
  • Sabka Bura time aata hai.. Tera me laungaa (Exams)
  • अभी exam का tension बाद में तुझे full attention.
  • कुछ भी नहीं लिखा बोल के एग्जाम में टॉप करने वालो जनता माफ़ नहीं करेगी.
  • Keh do un padhne walo se, kabhi hum bhi padha karte the, jitna syllabus padh k wo top krte hai, utna tu hm choice pr chhor dia karte they.
  • पढ़ना लिखना त्याग, नक़ल से रख आस, ओढ़ रजाई सो जा बेटा, रब करेगा पास
  • एग्जाम हैं टेंशन नहीं – पढ़ना हैं मूड नहीं
  • में एग्जाम में फ़ैल नहीं हुवा बस मेरी डिग्री कुछ समय के लिए पोस्टपोन हो गयी हैं
  • Ye exam ka rishta bhi ajib hota hai, sab apna apna naseeb hota hai, reh jata hai jo nigaho se dur, wahi question compulsory ho jata hai.
  • कुछ भी करो भगवान इस बार pass करा दो, next टाइम माँ कसम पूरी जान लगा के पड़ूंगा
  • में ये सोचकर पेपर खली छोड़ आया हु की कही टीचर ये ना कहे की बड़ो को जवाब देता हे
  • जो नींद एग्जाम की रात आती हे वो नींद तो नींद की गोली खाने के बाद भी नहीं आती
  • वो एग्जाम की लास्ट मिनिट जब सब को माता आजाती है

Exam WhatsApp Status In English

  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..
  • I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.
  • Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, i am tired of solving them for you.
  • I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
  • Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
  • Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others, not realising that everyone has a different question paper.
  • Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • Im the type of person who want to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.
  • Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam.. Sharing is caring!

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Funny Exam SMS in English

Examiner: Are you under tension?

Did u forget to admit card, ID, or calculator?

Student: No Sir!

By mistake, i have brought tomorrow

exam’s cheating material today.

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Heart touching lines.. 

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..

But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

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What is a Teacher???

Who teaches us making plain rice in class &

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!

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If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult.

If the teacher cries on seeing your answer paper,

it is your achievement.

#HAPPY_EXams_Days.

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what’s d difference

between people who

pray in temples and people who

pray in exam centers?

Those r damn

serious…

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The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write

in the exam paper, and the Teacher comes

and says, “please cover your answer sheet”

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

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To be a good Professional,

always start 2 study late 4 “EXAMs”.

Because it teaches u ..

how to manage “TIME” and tackle “EMERGENCIES”!!

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Funny Exam SMS in Hindi

World’s Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.

neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.

Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.

Aur aik raat phir yeh genius bina parhe so gaya

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Study Timing For All Fields:-

Medical Student : 12 Ghanta

CA Student : 10 Ghanta

MBA Student : 8 Ghanta

Law Student : 6 Ghanta

BBA Student : 3 Ghanta

B. Com Student : 2 Ghanta

B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta

Engineering Student : GHANTA

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Why we students don’t study the whole year & spend sleepless nights during exams???

Reason:-

“Kinare par rehne se humein inkar nahi, Magar toofano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuchh aur hai”

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If a Girl Gets 90% Mark then her Response is like

“Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata”

If a Boy Gets 35% Marks He Says

“Check Karne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar”

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