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  • 1 Funny Exam SMS in English
  • 2 Funny Exam SMS in Hindi
  • 3 Funny Exam SMS in Urdu
  • 4 Funny Exam SMS in Tamil

Funny Exam SMS in English

Examiner: Are you under tension?

Did u forget to admit card, ID, or calculator?

Student: No Sir!

By mistake, i have brought tomorrow

exam’s cheating material today.

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Heart touching lines.. 

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..

But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

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What is a Teacher???

Who teaches us making plain rice in class &

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!

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If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult.

If the teacher cries on seeing your answer paper,

it is your achievement.

#HAPPY_EXams_Days.

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what’s d difference

between people who

pray in temples and people who

pray in exam centers?

Those r damn

serious…

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The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write

in the exam paper, and the Teacher comes

and says, “please cover your answer sheet”

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

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To be a good Professional,

always start 2 study late 4 “EXAMs”.

Because it teaches u ..

how to manage “TIME” and tackle “EMERGENCIES”!!

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Funny Exam SMS in Hindi

World’s Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.

neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.

Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.

Aur aik raat phir yeh genius bina parhe so gaya

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Study Timing For All Fields:-

Medical Student : 12 Ghanta

CA Student : 10 Ghanta

MBA Student : 8 Ghanta

Law Student : 6 Ghanta

BBA Student : 3 Ghanta

B. Com Student : 2 Ghanta

B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta

Engineering Student : GHANTA

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Why we students don’t study the whole year & spend sleepless nights during exams???

Reason:-

“Kinare par rehne se humein inkar nahi, Magar toofano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuchh aur hai”

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If a Girl Gets 90% Mark then her Response is like

“Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata”

If a Boy Gets 35% Marks He Says

“Check Karne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar”

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Funny Exam SMS in Urdu

#Comming Soon!

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Funny Exam SMS in Tamil

#Comming Soon!

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