Funny Exam SMS in English
Examiner: Are you under tension?
Did u forget to admit card, ID, or calculator?
Student: No Sir!
By mistake, i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.
Heart touching lines..
Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..
But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
What is a Teacher???
Who teaches us making plain rice in class &
Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!
If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult.
If the teacher cries on seeing your answer paper,
it is your achievement.
what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centers?
Those r damn
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper, and the Teacher comes
and says, “please cover your answer sheet”
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
To be a good Professional,
always start 2 study late 4 “EXAMs”.
Because it teaches u ..
how to manage “TIME” and tackle “EMERGENCIES”!!
Funny Exam SMS in Hindi
World’s Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genius bina parhe so gaya
Study Timing For All Fields:-
Medical Student : 12 Ghanta
CA Student : 10 Ghanta
MBA Student : 8 Ghanta
Law Student : 6 Ghanta
BBA Student : 3 Ghanta
B. Com Student : 2 Ghanta
B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta
Engineering Student : GHANTA
Why we students don’t study the whole year & spend sleepless nights during exams???
“Kinare par rehne se humein inkar nahi, Magar toofano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuchh aur hai”
If a Girl Gets 90% Mark then her Response is like
“Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata”
If a Boy Gets 35% Marks He Says
“Check Karne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar”
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